Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. (Mark Twain)
The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be. (Walter Bagehot)
Did I ever tell you about a nasty habit that flight attendants pick up on the job? We learn to always keep smiling, even when we're out of Bloody Mary Mix. (Eric Wald)
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors. (Thomas H. Huxley)
I have made my world and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside. (Louise Nevelson)
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. (George Bernard Shaw)
The day is for honest men, the night for thieves. (Euripides)
The angry man always thinks he can do more than he can. (Albertano of Brescia)
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. (A. Whitney Brown)
And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. (Kahlil Gibran)