I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't. (Mark Twain)
We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side: one which we preach but do not practice, and another which we practice but seldom preach. (Bertrand Russell)
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. (Leo Rosten)
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people. (Peter McArthur)
To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike. (Horace Mann)
For the wages of sin is death. (Bible)
Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. (Rita Mae Brown)
I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. (Alice Walker)
To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage. (Confucius)
It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead. (Dame Rose Macaulay)