I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.' (Ellen DeGeneres)
Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values. (Ayn Rand)
Sanity is a madness put to good use. (George Santayana)
With regard to excellence, it is not enough to know, but we must try to have and use it. (Aristotle)
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction. (E. F. Schumacher)
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. (Harlan Ellison)
Be generous, be delicate, and always pursue the prize. (Henry James)
Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority. (James Thurber)
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. (Henry Ford)
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. (Will Cuppy)