In creating, the only hard thing is to begin: a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak. (James Russell Lowell)
When a deep injury is done to us, we never recover until we forgive. (Alan Paton)
Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end? (Tom Stoppard)
No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear. (Edmund Burke)
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. (W. C. Fields)
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? (Dick Clark)
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. (Colin Powell)
True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily. (Jennifer Aniston)
I don't think you're a very good friend if you're always being supportive. You also have to add criticism. (Jason Kottke)
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. (Hugh Elliott)