I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. (Rodney Dangerfield)
How dreadful knowledge of the truth can be When there's no help in truth! (Sophocles)
What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love! (Victor Hugo)
A little more than kin, and less than kind. (William Shakespeare)
Because you are in control of your life. Don't ever forget that. You are what you are because of the conscious and subconscious choices you have made. (Barbara Hall)
The true conservative is the man who has a real concern for injustices and takes thought against the day of reckoning. (Franklin D. Roosevelt)
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (Matt Groening)
It well becomes a young man to be modest. (Titus Maccius Plautus)
I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA. (John Kerry)
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' (Ronald Reagan)