I shut my eyes in order to see. (Paul Gauguin)
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance. (Socrates)
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. (Evan Esar)
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. (J. R. R. Tolkien)
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. (Anonymous)
There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America. (Bill Clinton)
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. (Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.)
He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be. (Pierre Corneille)
An understanding heart is everything in a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feeling. The curriculum is so much necessary raw materia (Carl Jung)
If I was more complacent and I let things slide, my life would be easier, but you all wouldn't be as entertained. My misery is your pleasure. (Kanye West)