Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another. (George Bernard Shaw)
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. (Doug Larson)
The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such. (Og Mandino)
What's up, Doc? (Tex Avery)
Your descendants shall gather your fruits. (Virgil)
It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem. (G. K. Chesterton)
Beware the fury of a patient man. (John Dryden)
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before. (Rita Rudner)
Turn your midlife crisis to your own advantage by making it a time for renewal of your body and mind, rather than stand by helplessly and watch them decline. (Jane E. Brody)
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. (Anonymous)